The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to die....

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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meh.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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Farting at will

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!