The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The Power to die at will

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to die in one second

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!