the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!