The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through water

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!