Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to be blind

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!