The power to watch grass grow

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to kill yourself.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!