The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!