The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!