The power to turn load noises into cake

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to be wet and not know it.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to slip on anything.

The power to be really bad at math.

THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to regret things you did in the past

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to move through light at the speed of time

the power to say i can bend you

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!