The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to eat food

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!