the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Melting

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!