the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!