The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!