The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to create a meme

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to glow in the light

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to get foot-boners

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to shoot superman

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!