The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get older every second

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i like pie.

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The power to see the present.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!