the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!