The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!