The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to sleep

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!