Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!