The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!