The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to send future you crazy

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to hate nature

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!