The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

the power to sh*t brix at will!

the power to fly for a second

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

The power to stay a virgin

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

The power to get rid of feminism

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to become inverted background color.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to accept the terms and conditions

the power to read and agree with the terms of service

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!