the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to fly for a second

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!