the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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to spelle caretly

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The power to be really bad at math.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!