Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to think you have powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!