The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to fire my lazer

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!