The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power of love

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!