The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through bones.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to ?-1.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!