the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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To call me maybe

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!