The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!