The power to shit dirt!

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to like any show

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to get really mad.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!