the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to always hug people

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!