- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to phase through toilet paper.

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The power to shrink tits by touching them.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to be dyslexic at will

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

The power to fart really smelly :P

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

the power to shit shards of glass

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

Pointless Super Powers