The power to be bad at everything

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to do nothing/

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to get STD's

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!