The power to read your own thoughts.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!