Immunity to medication

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the power to vote

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to slip on anything.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to kill yourself

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!