The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to get blood clots

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The Power of cheese

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!