The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to stay a virgin

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!