the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to sleep

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!