The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to kiss your own ass

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captain obvious

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!