The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!