The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to be a dick.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!