The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!