The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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blindness

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!