The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!