The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!