The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!