The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!