The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!