The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!