The power to glow in the dark

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the ability to die once you have died

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!