The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!