- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to make objects slightly furry

the power to be a complete troll

The power to exist

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

Pointless Super Powers