i like pie.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to troll.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!