The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!