The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to have a power

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!