The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!