The power to cry acid tears

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!