Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to die but once

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!