Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!